Courting
A Yorkshire lass once went out courting
Thought she'd met the man of her dreams
But when she started getting to know him
Things were not just as right as they seemed.
He didn't know a thing about cricket
Or how to make a good Yorkshire pud
He had not even watched any rugby
Or gone to the Cow and Calf pub.
The lass started feeling quite worried
She pondered and pondered all night
A Yorkshire man with no cap or no ferret
And knew nowt about Boycott weren't right.
"Where were you born" she then asked him
And he said "Oh I'm not from round here
I was born other side of the Pennines
At Todmorden in great Lancashire.
The romance could not be continued
Of that it was ever so clear
I can't wed a man that ain't Yorkshire
And drinks Thwaites not Taylors best beer!
11/03/2012